latest funny blog
apparently this blog has just gone viral. it’s very funny. the author’s husband talks in his sleep, and she records and posts his utterances each day. here’s the latest post:
Jan 9 2010
“Oompa loompas don’t sing in heaven. They tidy up the clouds.”
“Legs time! Everybody get your legs!”
“Get stuck in.”
“Please just walk away. I don’t want to have to stand here and say something so awesome that I’ll have to remember it the rest of the day. Thank you!”
“You can stop clapping now if you want. Really. You’ll need your energy for cheering me later. Shhhhhhhh. shhhhhhhh.”
[yelled upon waking] “COCK HUNTER!”
Wife’s note: This was all early in the morning. The batteries had run out on the recorder, so it was like the old days, I was furiously typing, trying to keep up. I’m pretty sure that’s the “clapping” that Adam was referring to. So, meanwhile, I’m still typing my brains out, and he’s going “Shhhhhhhh. shhhhhhh.”
Also, just after he shouted “COCK HUNTER” and woke up, he looked at me with fear in his eyes and said, “um, did I just shout cock hunter?” It’s been worrying him ever since.
the blog is called “Sleep Talkin’ Man“, and i really think you need to check it out. i dare you not to laugh.
