i can blog from my phone

as I sit drinking a beer at 2 on a Saturday, I am struck by these random thoughts…

once the novelty of beer at 1 wears off you’re basically just getting drunk really early in the day. it may be depressing.

you can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning. I missed it by an hour.

while I’m glad I can blog via my phone, I wish I could format some bullets on this baby. also, blogging from my phone may be dangerous.

I’ve decided to start wearing earrings again.

I’m so blind, when I get my hair cut it’s always a surprise when I finally put my glasses back on. usually a good one. sometimes not so much. I still have to pay either way though.

can you refuse to pay for a bad haircut???

danica patrick is hot, but mainly just because she’s a chick racer.

those crazy ’strongest man’ contests are the most ridiculous yet engrossing thing i’ve seen on tv. at the bar.

when swimmers are happy they’ve won a race, if you missed the win and only caught the celebration it’s hard to tell if they are happy or pissed.

march madness. rocks.

although I’m twittering my ass off, I’m still not sure it isn’t totally gay.

James and matthew put me to shame with their smartipantsness.

I think the tenessee titans should be the tenessee dolly partons. they could call ‘em the tenessee titties for short.

if I decide to let this drinking binge ride the day my soccer game tomorrow may be a feat to behold.

since I got the iPhone and thus stopped buying a new phone every other month my new joy is convincing others to buy new phones and helping them set them up aka I play with a new phone every month or so.

I could probably have a girlfriend right now but I’m too lazy to clean my house, so I can’t bring a girl over. it really doesn’t bother me though.

my dog loves me whether I clean or not. it’s enough for me.

clearly time to stop rambling.

suck it James.