theory: republicans are shitty drinkers

at least, that’s all i can come up with, unless beer pong has become our new national pastime. see, because P. Obama has invited lawmakers voting on his stimulus bill to a “happy hour” at the W.H. clearly, his plan is to liquor these guys up so they’ll say yes (everyone’s easy when they’re drunk. ok, i’m easy when i’m drunk…) and forget why they have spent the majority of their lives being uptight pompous asses. but it’s just a theory…

new white house logo???